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Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just ยฃ6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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TABLE ON THE MOVE! ๐Ÿ“Š | Big Mid-Table Shuffles In Week 8 | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ WHEN THE VOLLEY CONNECTS PERFECTLY ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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๐ŸŽฌ ZAC WITH A DOUBLE SAVE AND IT'S UNREAL ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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๐ŸŽฌ BRADYโ€ฆ IT WAS OPEN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐ŸŽฌ JACK SAW IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ THE VISION WAS THEREโ€ฆ THE EXECUTION LESS SO ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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๐ŸŽฌ SHAUN'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE NORMAL ANYMORE ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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TITLE RACE HEATING UP! ๐Ÿ”ฅ | Week 7 Delivers Goals & Drama | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ "HOW DID HE SAVE THAT?! ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
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๐ŸŽฌ "SHAUN WATCHED TOO MUCH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ"๐Ÿ“
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๐ŸŽฌ "HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜‚"๐Ÿ“
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๐ŸŽฌ "THIS IS WHAT TEAMWORK LOOKS LIKE ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ"๐Ÿ“
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14 GOALS?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ | Week 6 Serves Up A Result For The Ages | Week 6
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๐ŸŽฌ CHRIS M FROM DISTANCE ๐Ÿ“ Chris with the shot from long range against Rapid Viennetta
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๐ŸŽฌ NOT ONEโ€ฆ BUT TWO NUTMEGS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“ Adam B with the audacity ๐Ÿ˜ค
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SCOTLAND SOAR, THE LADS ROAR! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ | Week 5 Delivers A Result For The Ages | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ BEANS WITH A STATEMENT ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ“ Long range. No hesitation. Fatburn Rovers had no answer for that one๐Ÿซก
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๐ŸŽฌ "DID IT CROSS THE LINE? ๐Ÿ‘€"๐Ÿ“ Lewis with the own goal of the season ๐Ÿ˜ญ But did that actually cross?
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9 GOALS?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ | Week 4 Produces One Of The Results Of The Season | Week 4
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๐ŸŽฌ "TOO COOL TO WATCH IT GO IN ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ"๐Ÿ“ No look. Back heel. Top finish. Shaun is not normal ๐Ÿซก
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๐ŸŽฌ "DID HE GET THE BALL? ๐Ÿ‘€"๐Ÿ“ Ball or man? YOU decide ๐Ÿ‘‡
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BLOWN WIDE OPEN! ๐Ÿ’ฅ | The Title Race Just Got A LOT More Interesting | Week 3
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๐ŸŽฌ TOP BINS FROM DISTANCE ๐Ÿš€ Shaun with the finish of the season ๐Ÿ˜ค Long range, top right, no chance ๐ŸงคโŒ
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GAME ON! โšฝ | Champions Tested As Week 2 Lights It Up | Week 2
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๐Ÿ† 4.5kg in Week 1?! Greg OWNS the Captaincy! | TOTW Season 11
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Tommy with an absolute screamer for Ivory Toast,but did that clip an O.B City player on the way in?๐Ÿค”
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Parmesan Belgrade captain Jack with one of the goals of the seasonโ€ฆ just not for the right team ๐Ÿ˜ฌโšฝ
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IT'S BACK! ๐Ÿ† | Season 11 Kicks Off With Drama & Big Weight Losses | Week 1
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Season 11 - Full Highlights
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Champions Cup Winners Season 10 are...SCRANDINVIA ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘ #bettertogether #fatfivesfootball #champions
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Birnie made a terrible mistake! ๐Ÿซฃ #football #soccer #bettertogether
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Unlucky Jonny, it can happen to any of us ... just not often right in front of the camera! ๐Ÿซฃ
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SEASON 10 GRAND FINALE! ๐Ÿ† | Champions Crowned & Final Standings | Week 12 Highlights
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Season 10 league winners are SCRANDINAVIA!! ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น
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GOALS, GOALS, GOALS! ๐ŸŸ๏ธ | Our Longest Highlights Reel Ever! | Fat Fives Football S10 W11
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TITLE ON THE LINE? ๐Ÿ† | Could the Champions be Crowned? | Season 10 Week 10
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James is leading the way! โšฝ๏ธโœจFantastic 2.8kg loss this week! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†
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THE BUSINESS END! ๐Ÿ“‰ | Massive Shifts in the Standings | Season 10 Week 9
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THE TITLE FIGHT! โš”๏ธ | A Massive Statement at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 8
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JACK S HAS JUST BROKEN THE SOUND BARRIER! ๐Ÿš€
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"Unbelievable, Jeff!"โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Chuckie just sent shockwaves with an absolute peach of a header!
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TITLE RACE TWIST! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ | A New Challenger Enters 2nd Place | S10 W7
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Absolute CHAOS at the edge of the box! ๐ŸŒช๏ธโšฝ๏ธ
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Wrighter just turned the pitch into a dance floor! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ
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THE HALFWAY HURDLE! โฑ๏ธ | Massive Shifts at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 6
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Robbie is absolutely ROARING! ๐Ÿฆ A massive 3.9kg dropped in just one week! Captain for TOTW Week 5 ๐Ÿฅ‡
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WHAT A SAVE! ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ›‘ Zac from Parmesan Belgrade was an absolute cat in goals this week!
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THE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN! โš”๏ธ | Top vs. Bottom Drama | Fat Fives Football S10 W5 Highlights

Latest Result

Bayern Bru

14-08-2026

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8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

Match Schedules

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League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Fatburn Rovers
27 23 3 1 134 50 84 72
2
Scrandinavia
27 19 1 7 107 54 53 58
3
Rapid Viennetta
27 16 6 5 85 51 34 54
4
Bayern Bru
27 10 1 16 64 109 -45 31
5
Flaberdeen
27 9 2 16 53 76 -23 29
6
Parmesan Belgrade
27 8 4 15 85 98 -13 28
7
OB City
27 6 3 18 61 109 -48 21
8
Ivory Toast
27 4 6 17 56 98 -42 18