About us

Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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Get Football Fit

Based in North East Scotland, our football league is dedicated to helping men lose weight, build up fitness and have fun in a safe and respectful community.

We are welcoming all players with BMI 26 or more. Use the link below to register to play today.

Weight Loss that Works

Our program puts physical health and fitness through sport and comradery at it's heart. Our members combined have lost over 75kg so far and continue to lose weight and improve their fitness

About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just £6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

Weight Loss

800kg

Goals

3000

Latest Videos -

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14 GOALS?! 😱 | Week 6 Serves Up A Result For The Ages | Week 6

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🎬 CHRIS M FROM DISTANCE 📝 Chris with the shot from long range against Rapid Viennetta

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🎬 NOT ONE… BUT TWO NUTMEGS 😱📝 Adam B with the audacity 😤

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SCOTLAND SOAR, THE LADS ROAR! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥 | Week 5 Delivers A Result For The Ages | Season 11

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🎬 BEANS WITH A STATEMENT 😮‍💨📝 Long range. No hesitation. Fatburn Rovers had no answer for that one🫡

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🎬 "DID IT CROSS THE LINE? 👀"📝 Lewis with the own goal of the season 😭 But did that actually cross?

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9 GOALS?! 😱 | Week 4 Produces One Of The Results Of The Season | Week 4

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🎬 "TOO COOL TO WATCH IT GO IN 😮‍💨"📝 No look. Back heel. Top finish. Shaun is not normal 🫡

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🎬 "DID HE GET THE BALL? 👀"📝 Ball or man? YOU decide 👇

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BLOWN WIDE OPEN! 💥 | The Title Race Just Got A LOT More Interesting | Week 3

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🎬 TOP BINS FROM DISTANCE 🚀 Shaun with the finish of the season 😤 Long range, top right, no chance 🧤❌

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GAME ON! ⚽ | Champions Tested As Week 2 Lights It Up | Week 2

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🏆 4.5kg in Week 1?! Greg OWNS the Captaincy! | TOTW Season 11

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Tommy with an absolute screamer for Ivory Toast,but did that clip an O.B City player on the way in?🤔

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Parmesan Belgrade captain Jack with one of the goals of the season… just not for the right team 😬⚽

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IT'S BACK! 🏆 | Season 11 Kicks Off With Drama & Big Weight Losses | Week 1

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Season 11 - Full Highlights

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Champions Cup Winners Season 10 are...SCRANDINVIA 🇦🇹🏆🎊👏 #bettertogether #fatfivesfootball #champions

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Birnie made a terrible mistake! 🫣 #football #soccer #bettertogether

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Unlucky Jonny, it can happen to any of us ... just not often right in front of the camera! 🫣

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SEASON 10 GRAND FINALE! 🏆 | Champions Crowned & Final Standings | Week 12 Highlights

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Season 10 league winners are SCRANDINAVIA!! 🎊👏🇦🇹

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GOALS, GOALS, GOALS! 🏟️ | Our Longest Highlights Reel Ever! | Fat Fives Football S10 W11

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TITLE ON THE LINE? 🏆 | Could the Champions be Crowned? | Season 10 Week 10

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James is leading the way! ⚽️✨Fantastic 2.8kg loss this week! 🔥🏆

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THE BUSINESS END! 📉 | Massive Shifts in the Standings | Season 10 Week 9

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THE TITLE FIGHT! ⚔️ | A Massive Statement at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 8

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JACK S HAS JUST BROKEN THE SOUND BARRIER! 🚀

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"Unbelievable, Jeff!"⚽️😱 Chuckie just sent shockwaves with an absolute peach of a header!

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TITLE RACE TWIST! 🌪️ | A New Challenger Enters 2nd Place | S10 W7

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Absolute CHAOS at the edge of the box! 🌪️⚽️

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Wrighter just turned the pitch into a dance floor! 🌪️💃

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THE HALFWAY HURDLE! ⏱️ | Massive Shifts at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 6

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Robbie is absolutely ROARING! 🦁 A massive 3.9kg dropped in just one week! Captain for TOTW Week 5 🥇

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WHAT A SAVE! 🧤🛑 Zac from Parmesan Belgrade was an absolute cat in goals this week!

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THE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN! ⚔️ | Top vs. Bottom Drama | Fat Fives Football S10 W5 Highlights

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RECORDS BROKEN! 🏟️ | 75 Players & A Table Shake-Up! | Season 10 Week 4

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Matt S grabs the armband for Week 3 👏 2.2kg lost in week 3, congrats! #weightloss #soccer #football

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Spectacular goal from Jonny with the diving header! 😱👏🥅 #football #soccer #aberdeen #weightloss

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TITANS CLASH! ⚔️ | Fat Fives Football Season 10 Week 3 Highlights

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Jack smashes it in week 2 with over 3kg loss #BetterTogether #WeightLoss #football #soccer

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STORM PROOF! 🌪️ | Fat Fives Football Season 10 Week 2 Highlights

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4kg lost in week one!! 😱 Greg tells us how he managed to avoid the xmas bloat. #weightloss #soccer

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STORM OF THE CENTURY! 🌪️ Huge Weight Loss Wins in the SEASON 10 OPENER! | Fat Fives Football

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Season 10 Highlights

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Another session completed for 2026 👏🎉👍 Some brilliant football on show and new faces joined us 👏🎊

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First Session of 2026 complete!💪🎊👏 plenty of new year goals to lose weight and improve fitness 👏🎊

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Rapid Viennetta win the Season 9 Champions Cup! 🏆🎊

Latest Result

Bayern Bru

07-08-2026

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8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

Match Schedules

8.00 PM 10-07-2026

8.20 PM 10-07-2026

8.40 PM 10-07-2026

8.00 PM 17-07-2026

8.20 PM 17-07-2026

8.40 PM 17-07-2026

8.00 PM 24-07-2026

8.20 PM 24-07-2026

8.40 PM 24-07-2026

8.00 PM 31-07-2026

8.20 PM 31-07-2026

8.40 PM 31-07-2026

8.00 PM 07-08-2026

8.20 PM 07-08-2026

League Table

POS	TEAM	MP	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	PTS
1	Fatburn Rovers	21	17	3	1	106	44	62	54
2	Scrandinavia	21	16	0	5	91	43	48	48
3	Rapid Viennetta	21	13	5	3	67	37	30	44
4	Bayern Bru	21	7	1	13	46	87	-41	22
5	OB City	21	6	2	13	51	87	-36	20
6	Parmesan Belgrade	21	5	4	12	62	75	-13	19
7	Flaberdeen	21	6	0	15	40	67	-27	18
8	Ivory Toast	21	4	5	12	48	71	-23	17

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