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Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just ยฃ6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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๐ŸŽฌ THE BALL IS STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #football #aberdeen #fiveaside
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๐ŸŽฌ TAYLOR'S HIGHLIGHT REEL JUST KEEPS GETTING LONGER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ #football #fiveaside #aberdeen #soccer
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๐ŸŽฌ THE BACKHEEL. THE WIN. THE SCENES ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ #football #fiveaside #aberdeen #bettertogether
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๐ŸŽฌ OFF THE BOARDS AND INTO THE NET ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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WHAT A WEEK! ๐Ÿ”ฅ | A Mid-Table Team Steals The Show In Week 10 | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ BIRNIE WASN'T SETTLING FOR AN ORDINARY HAT-TRICK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ HAS STEVIE JUST SCORED THE GOAL OF THE SEASON ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ THIS IS WHAT IMPROVEMENT LOOKS LIKE ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ STEVIE G WITH THE HEADERโ€ฆ BUT IT'S DISALLOWED ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐ŸŽฌ CHRIS M TAKES THE DEFLECTION AND IT'S IN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ OF COURSE IT WAS SHAUN ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ TOP CORNER. NO DEBATE. NO DISCUSSION ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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๐ŸŽฌ GOGSโ€ฆ IT WAS RIGHT THERE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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TITLE-DEFINING MOMENT?! ๐Ÿ‘€ | A Result That Could Decide Season 11 | Week 9
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TABLE ON THE MOVE! ๐Ÿ“Š | Big Mid-Table Shuffles In Week 8 | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ WHEN THE VOLLEY CONNECTS PERFECTLY ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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๐ŸŽฌ ZAC WITH A DOUBLE SAVE AND IT'S UNREAL ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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๐ŸŽฌ BRADYโ€ฆ IT WAS OPEN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐ŸŽฌ JACK SAW IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐ŸŽฌ THE VISION WAS THEREโ€ฆ THE EXECUTION LESS SO ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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๐ŸŽฌ SHAUN'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE NORMAL ANYMORE ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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TITLE RACE HEATING UP! ๐Ÿ”ฅ | Week 7 Delivers Goals & Drama | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ "HOW DID HE SAVE THAT?! ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
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๐ŸŽฌ "SHAUN WATCHED TOO MUCH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ"๐Ÿ“
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๐ŸŽฌ "HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜‚"๐Ÿ“
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๐ŸŽฌ "THIS IS WHAT TEAMWORK LOOKS LIKE ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ"๐Ÿ“
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14 GOALS?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ | Week 6 Serves Up A Result For The Ages | Week 6
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๐ŸŽฌ CHRIS M FROM DISTANCE ๐Ÿ“ Chris with the shot from long range against Rapid Viennetta
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๐ŸŽฌ NOT ONEโ€ฆ BUT TWO NUTMEGS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“ Adam B with the audacity ๐Ÿ˜ค
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SCOTLAND SOAR, THE LADS ROAR! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ | Week 5 Delivers A Result For The Ages | Season 11
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๐ŸŽฌ BEANS WITH A STATEMENT ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ“ Long range. No hesitation. Fatburn Rovers had no answer for that one๐Ÿซก
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๐ŸŽฌ "DID IT CROSS THE LINE? ๐Ÿ‘€"๐Ÿ“ Lewis with the own goal of the season ๐Ÿ˜ญ But did that actually cross?
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9 GOALS?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ | Week 4 Produces One Of The Results Of The Season | Week 4
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๐ŸŽฌ "TOO COOL TO WATCH IT GO IN ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ"๐Ÿ“ No look. Back heel. Top finish. Shaun is not normal ๐Ÿซก
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๐ŸŽฌ "DID HE GET THE BALL? ๐Ÿ‘€"๐Ÿ“ Ball or man? YOU decide ๐Ÿ‘‡
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BLOWN WIDE OPEN! ๐Ÿ’ฅ | The Title Race Just Got A LOT More Interesting | Week 3
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๐ŸŽฌ TOP BINS FROM DISTANCE ๐Ÿš€ Shaun with the finish of the season ๐Ÿ˜ค Long range, top right, no chance ๐ŸงคโŒ
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GAME ON! โšฝ | Champions Tested As Week 2 Lights It Up | Week 2
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๐Ÿ† 4.5kg in Week 1?! Greg OWNS the Captaincy! | TOTW Season 11
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Tommy with an absolute screamer for Ivory Toast,but did that clip an O.B City player on the way in?๐Ÿค”
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Parmesan Belgrade captain Jack with one of the goals of the seasonโ€ฆ just not for the right team ๐Ÿ˜ฌโšฝ
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IT'S BACK! ๐Ÿ† | Season 11 Kicks Off With Drama & Big Weight Losses | Week 1
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Season 11 - Full Highlights
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Champions Cup Winners Season 10 are...SCRANDINVIA ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘ #bettertogether #fatfivesfootball #champions
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Birnie made a terrible mistake! ๐Ÿซฃ #football #soccer #bettertogether
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Unlucky Jonny, it can happen to any of us ... just not often right in front of the camera! ๐Ÿซฃ
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SEASON 10 GRAND FINALE! ๐Ÿ† | Champions Crowned & Final Standings | Week 12 Highlights
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Season 10 league winners are SCRANDINAVIA!! ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น

Latest Result

Bayern Bru

14-08-2026

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8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

Match Schedules

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League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Fatburn Rovers
33 27 3 3 166 61 105 84
2
Scrandinavia
33 24 2 7 131 68 63 74
3
Rapid Viennetta
33 18 7 8 101 67 34 61
4
Bayern Bru
33 15 2 16 93 120 -27 47
5
Parmesan Belgrade
33 9 5 19 100 119 -19 32
6
Flaberdeen
33 9 3 21 65 112 -47 30
7
OB City
33 7 5 21 75 138 -63 26
8
Ivory Toast
33 6 7 20 74 120 -46 25