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Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just £6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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Parmesan Belgrade lift the Season 9 Fat Fives Football league shield! 🎊🏆
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CHAMPIONS DECIDED! 🤯 Title Race Lost in FINAL MOMENTS! | Fat Fives S9 Grand Finale
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THE GRAND FINALE IS SET! 🏆 Title Race Goes DOWN TO THE WIRE! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 11
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TITLE FLIP! 🤯 New Leaders Emerge After Downpour Battle! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 10
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RAIN, GOALS, & A 1-POINT LEAD! ☔️ | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 9
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STORMING COMEBACK! 🤯 A Bottom Team Surges Up The Table! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 8
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NO ONE IS SAFE! 😱 | Spooky season kicks off with some frightful results! Fat Fives S9 - Week 7
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SHOCKING RETURN TO FORM! 🤯 | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 6
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LEAGUE LEADERS RECLAIM TOP SPOT?! 😱 | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 5
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Meet the Man Behind the Numbers: Week 4 TOTW Captain Stephen B! 🌟👑
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BIGGEST UPSET YET?! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 4
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CAN ANYONE STOP FATBURN? 🤯 League Leaders Under PRESSURE! Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 3
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Taylor! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 2 TOTW Captain Taylor returns to dominate AGAIN!! 😱
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SHOCKING Comeback & CLASH OF THE TITANS! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football Season 9 Highlights - Week 2
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Willie! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie chats losing 5.4kg!!
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THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND..SCOTT STERLING! #football #scottsterling #funny #memes #chucklecentral
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🚀 Fat Fives Football S9 KICKS OFF! Can Anyone Dethrone Champions Scrandinavia?! 👑
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Season 9 - Full Highlights
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🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆 The moment Scrandinavia lift the Fat Fives Football Season 8 League Shield Trophy! 🎉
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 FINALE! Scrandinavia Crowned! 🥈 2nd Place Decided & Final Table Chaos!
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 11: Will Scrandinavia CLINCH the Title?! 🤯 Ivory or Rapid Stop Them?
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Chuck Norris takes out the competition at Fat Fives Football 👀 #chucknorris #memes #shorts
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Cheezy! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 11 TOTW Captain Cheezy chats losing 5kg!!
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 10: Scrandinavia Title Charge! 🤯 3-Way Battle for 2nd! 🔥
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 9: Can Scrandinavia Stay TOP? 🤯 Title Race INTENSE! 🔥
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Martin! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 10 TOTW Captain Martin drops 3.0kg in 1 week! 😱👏
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Graeme! 👏🎊 Talking summer readiness with Week 8 TOTW Captain Graeme losing 2.8kg! 😱👏
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Timber! 👏🎊 It's going down with Week 7 TOTW Captain Timber drops 3.1kg! 😱👏
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 8: Top 3 Tight! 🤏 Bottom Battle Rages! 🔥Goals Galore Week! 🤯
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Top of Table Clash! 🏆 Mid-Season Mayhem & Must-See Moments! ✨ S8 Week 7 Fat Fives Football
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 5: Top Tier Tension 😬 & Bottom Table Brawl! 💥
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain T! 👏🎊 Interview with Season 8 Week 4 TOTW Captain Taylor drops 2.4kg in 1 week! 😱👏
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 4 - Rapid Top, Flaberdeen Chase! 🔥
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Season 8 - TOTW Interviews
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👏🎊 WEEK 2 TOTW CAPTAIN 👏🎊Short interview with Season 8 Week 2 TOTW Captain Adam, with over 3.4kg! 😱👏
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 3 - Ivory Toast Lead, Flaberdeen & Rapid Viennetta Push! 🏆
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⚽ Week 2 Highlights: 🥖 Ivory Toast Top, 😱 Shocks, 🔁 Signings & 🎭 Wild Match Drama!
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Back With a BANG! 💥 | Fat Fives Season 8 Week 1 – Top Goals & Drama
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👏🎊 WEEK 1 TOTW CAPTAIN 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie, with over 4kg loss ! 😱👏
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Season 8 - Full Highlights
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week 1 camera fail with the new camera setup 🙄 #camerafail #youtubeshorts
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Fat Fives Football - Lose weight, Play matches, Win confidence! ⚽🔥
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Final Week Showdown: Rapid Viennetta's Title Quest & Epic Battles! ⚽️🔥 | Fat Football Season 4
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Week 11 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Rapid Viennetta's Title Chase & Last-Minute Upsets! ⚽️🔥
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Week 10 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Title Showdown & Table Shake-ups! 🏆⚽️
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Week 9 Highlights: Intense Fight for the Title! 🔥🏆 | Fat Fives Football - Highlights
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Week 8 Thrills: Upsets, Goals & Fierce Title Battle! 🔥🏆 | Fat Fives Football Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 7 - Full Highlights

Latest Result

Fatburn Rovers

07-11-2025

2 : 3

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Scrandinavia

Match Schedules

League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Parmesan Belgrade
35 23 5 7 186 102 84 74
2
Fatburn Rovers
35 23 2 10 136 100 36 71
3
Ivory Toast
35 17 3 15 141 124 17 54
4
OB City
35 15 8 12 124 92 32 53
5
Bayern Bru
35 15 4 16 111 118 -7 49
6
Rapid Viennetta
35 13 3 19 98 144 -46 42
7
Flaberdeen
35 10 2 23 91 161 -70 32
8
Scrandinavia
35 10 1 24 111 157 -46 31